Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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