Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
