I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
