Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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