She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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