God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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