Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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