Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
my being single is dangerous.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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