Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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