I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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