What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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