Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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