My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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