Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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