so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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