some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I believe in your delicious
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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