no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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