found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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