yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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