just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I miss vodka workout Fridays
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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