A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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