dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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