I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My first STD was from a foam party
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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