like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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