Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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