We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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