i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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