Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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