My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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