Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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