Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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