does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wear drunk well.
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