she smelled like a LAN party
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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