I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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