I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I could fuck to npr.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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