ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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