I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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