why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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