I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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