I love black thongs
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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