Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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