Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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