I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
