I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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