Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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