I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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