the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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