Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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