Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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