gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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