clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
What drink are we having for lunch?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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