garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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