laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You took a bar mat shot.
Is it penis luge time yet?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
